You know you're a good smuggler when the police praise you for having, quote, "creativity without limit." And that's what happened with a 30-year-old woman from Sao Paulo, Brazil. She got on a bus in Paraguay this weekend, headed back to Brazil . . . but

There is really NOWHERE sketchier than a cheap motel. The manager at a motel in Norway, Maine went into a room earlier this week to collect money from a guy named Sean Schoomaker who'd been staying there for 10 days. And inside the room, he found a ton of

Just when you thought there couldn't be any more "Tiger King" drama, there's this . . . JOE EXOTIC's zoo was searched by authorities in Oklahoma on Friday night . . . after an investigation by The Travel Channel's "Ghost Adventures" team led them to belie

Apparently this guy's getaway strategy was "hope the police get bored." The cops in Eugene, Oregon got a call after 3:00 A.M. on Monday about a 39-year-old guy named Brandon Lee Jackson who allegedly attacked and robbed a man in a 7-Eleven parking lot. An

A 29-year-old guy in Bautzen, Germany shoplifted about $6 worth of stuff from a grocery store on Friday. A when he ran away, he left behind . . . his eight-year-old SON. The police found the kid and said, quote, "the culprit was quickly identified." Oh .

Seriously, who looks at a delicious pickle and sees it as a weapon? There's a 34-year-old guy named Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer from Williamstown, Massachusetts. And on Tuesday, he was in a friend's car, driving through Vermont. Well, apparently he had a,

He knew what was coming.... Police in Britain said a bull that escaped from a slaughterhouse managed to damage a police car and caused traffic backups before being recaptured. West Midlands Police said they were called to the Sparkbrook area of Birmingham

I know people are improvising all sorts of strange face masks right now . . . but this is next level. Two people robbed a Sheetz convenience store in Louisa, Virginia earlier this month, and they covered their faces with . . . hollowed-out WATERMELONS. Se

If only we could all be as oblivious as this bull. Hazel Laughton, of Scotland, recently posted an apology to a local Facebook group after her four-year-old bull, named Ron, rubbed against a utility polls and ended up knocking the transformer to the groun

I'm not sure how this guy can ever live this down. The cops in Nottinghamshire, England went to a house on Thursday night with an arrest warrant for a 35-year-old guy who'd missed a court appearance. But the guy took off running into the woods. The cops c

With all the work that EMTs are doing right now, they REALLY don't need stuff like THIS. On Sunday around 1:30 A.M., someone stole an ambulance that was parked in front of a hospital in Philadelphia . . . and they took it for a joyride. That's already bad

I expect we'll hear a LOT more people blaming crimes on coronavirus soon. There's a 70-year-old guy named Alvin Rementer in St. Petersburg, Florida. And in late January, he pawned his 2000 Chevy Silverado for $1,500. Well . . . around 7:00 A.M. on Saturda

With more people indoors than, really, ever right now, animals have more free rein. And this is how they're living it up . . . Apparently, 14 elephants in Yunnan, China recently broke into a farm that was empty because its owners were self-quarantining. A

You rarely see someone go from "generous boyfriend" to "oh he's going to prison" faster than this. A 19-year-old guy named Anthony Ciccarelli from Tonawanda, New York took his girlfriend out to dinner at a Texas de Brazil on Thursday, which is a pretty ex

A woman named Ruth Bryant recently celebrated her 100th birthday in Roxboro, North Carolina. Check out what she asked for . . . She's been a law-abiding citizen her whole life. But she always thought it would be fun to get ARRESTED. So some local cops mad

What's worse: Letting a young kid PLAY "Grand Theft Auto" . . . or letting him take the first steps toward actually living it out? The police in Lancashire, England pulled over an 11-YEAR-OLD kid who was driving a car in a parking lot on Sunday. And the a

FULL STORY: Easter brunch is going to be awkward for this family this year for SO many reasons. There's a 50-year-old woman named Toni Rodgers in Memphis, Tennessee. And she was arrested on Sunday for STABBING her first cousin after an argument. Oh . . .

Here's an important Valentine's Day reminder: No matter how many bad first dates you've had in the past . . . it could be worse. Back in December of 2016, a 40-year-old woman named Shelby Sampson from Attleboro Falls, Massachusetts matched with a 33-year-

You thought texting and driving was risky. How about this . . . A cop in Washington state pulled over a trucker for speeding the other day. And he had a full MUSIC STUDIO built into the front seat of his truck. He had a laptop and keyboard attached to the

I've seen people do PLENTY of weird stuff on planes. But this makes "taking off your shoes and putting your bare feet on the seat in front of you" look normal. There's a 44-year-old guy named Matthew Flaherty, and he was on a flight last year from London

If you're going to lie about who you are to the cops, at least pretend to be someone who's got better legal footing than you do. A 28-year-old woman named Shareeka Strawn was pulled over in Wichita Falls, Texas last month for not using a turn signal. And

There's nothing like a criminal going down because he opted for carryout instead of delivery. A guy named Mickey Stines is the sheriff of Letcher County, Kentucky. And he went to a pizza place over the weekend to grab some pizzas for an archery tournament

Sometimes hiding things in plain sight isn't such a great idea . . . Two idiots named Ian Simmons and Joshua Reinhardt got pulled over for speeding near Pensacola, Florida on Saturday. And Joshua had an active warrant out, so cops searched their car. And

There's no Valentine's Day like a VENGEFUL Valentine's Day. The San Antonio Zoo is running a promotion this year where they'll name a rat after your ex . . . and feed it to a snake. It costs $25, and you can watch a livestream of it happening on Valentine

I'm sure the cops always appreciate it when nature gives them an assist. The cops in Howick, Ontario, Canada got a call last week about a wanted 28-year-old guy who might be in the area. He was wanted on charges including car theft, failing to stop for po

The police station's phone number isn't a phone dating service. One, because it's a police station. And two, because I'm pretty sure phone dating services haven't existed since 1996. There's a 47-year-old guy named Benjamin Duddles in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

If you're driving a 27-foot-long hot dog, you're going to attract a lot of attention . . . including attention from the cops. A police officer in Waukesha, Wisconsin pulled over the Oscar Mayer WIENERMOBILE over the weekend when the driver didn't move to

As they say, you can't create a monster then get upset when he knocks over a few buildings. The Philadelphia Flyers got a lot of attention a few years ago when they created their new mascot, Gritty. He's a big, furry, orange creature who went viral for be

I get that not every criminal prepares like they're pulling off an "Ocean's Eleven"-style heist . . . but you gotta prepare a LITTLE. There's a 47-year-old guy named Matthew Davies from Dunfermline, Scotland. And last September, he tried to rob a bank. We

There might not be a FASTER way to get fired from a driver's ed job than this. There's a guy named Corey Malone, and he works for a driver's ed company in Germantown, Wisconsin. And last week, he went to Germantown High School to get one of his students.

This happened last month, but the police just released the report now. Back on December 20th, the cops in Fort Pierce, Florida pulled over a 46-year-old woman. Her name hasn't been released. The cop smelled WEED coming from the car, and the woman told him

If you're going to pose as an undercover agent, at least try to remember which agency you're pretending to be from. There's a 45-year-old woman named Lisa O'Donnell from South Bend, Indiana. And last week, she went into a gas station wearing an FBI hat, c

A woman busted for driving while heavily-intoxicated told cops not to worry because she "is a professional drinker," an officer tweeted. The driver maintained that "she had very little to drink" despite being arrested for both a DUI and speeding in Omaha.

Urine trouble, lady. A Kentucky woman was busted after she tried to pass off dog pee as her own to her probation officer, police said. Julie Miller, 40, was asked to provide urine for a drug test as part of her scheduled probation visit, according to Pine

This is SO much better than the cops trying to track down a suspect using a drawing from a police sketch artist. Earlier this month, a guy in Riverside, California was at a holiday parade and asked a caricature artist there to draw a picture of him. Once

It kind of defeats the purpose to spray air freshener in your car and THEN light a cigarette. And apparently it's dangerous too . . . A guy in England was stuck in traffic on Saturday when he decided to spray an excessive amount of air freshener in his ca

There's a 24-year-old woman named Shelby Gash in Lenexa, Kansas. And she recently put up Christmas lights on her roof . . . in the shape of MALE GENITALIA. As you'd expect, her neighbors weren't thrilled . . . but Shelby was. Quote, "People think it's hil

I mean, as far as pranks go, this is pretty great. Totally illegal, apparently . . . but still great. There's a guy from Newaygo County in western Michigan. And apparently, he'd been having a lot of arguments with his brother earlier this year while they

Santa Claus makes it look so easy. The fire department in Tucson, Arizona got a call on Friday afternoon when people heard someone yelling for help from inside a vacant house. And it turned out a guy in his 30s had tried to get into the house by sliding d

A seasonal UPS worker was arrested yesterday and charged with stealing parcels containing more than $1000 worth of electronics, according to Florida cops. Emmanuel Reggin, 18, was busted on a felony grand theft charge. Reggin allegedly swiped packages tha

How's this for a bad night? A guy in Ohio got blackout drunk last weekend 30-year-old Colin Febus was out drinking last Saturday in Medina, Ohio, about 30 miles south of Cleveland. And he got so drunk, he blacked out. When he woke up the next morning, he

This guy's first mistake was failing to come up with a FAKE excuse for skipping work. But it wasn't his biggest mistake . . . 20-year-old Kentarias Gowans was supposed to work a Thanksgiving Day shift at a Steak 'n Shake in Oakwood, Georgia. (About 50 mil

Here's another reminder that if you do a bunch of drugs, your cognitive skills WILL decline . . . A 50-year-old guy named Marvin Cumberworth tried to return a cell phone to a store in North Vernon, Indiana on Friday. (About 50 miles southeast of Indianapo

There's just a special connection between siblings where, sometimes, it almost seems like they're sharing one brain. Unfortunately for these two, it doesn't seem like it was a very good brain. A 36-year-old guy named Eric McCracken from Topeka, Kansas was

This is where CATFISHING and JUSTICE intersect right here. There's a guy in Uttar Pradesh, India named Balkishan Chaubey, and he was wanted for several crimes . . . including a MURDER. But he kept finding ways to dodge the cops. Well, they found out he wa

This is like a reverse bank robbery. There's a 19-year-old guy named Nathan Newell from Bel Air, Maryland, and he's a bank teller at a Freedom Federal Credit Union branch. Well . . . he was working last Monday when a 78-year-old guy came in and made a big

The police in Oak Creek, Wisconsin got a VERY strange call around 11:00 A.M. on Sunday. Someone reported a driver was swerving all over the road. And . . . he had a CHICKEN on his shoulder. When the cops spotted him, it was true . . . a 42-year-old guy wa

It's hard to make rational decisions when you're this drunk, I guess. There's a 32-year-old guy named Brice Williams from Denham Springs, Louisiana. And he was arrested Sunday around midnight after he showed up at a bar . . . on an electric shopping cart

There's a 52-year-old woman named Belinda Fondren in Evans, Louisiana. And she was just busted for selling high school students fake doctor's notes . . . so they could skip school. Apparently Belinda used to work for a doctor and she was forging the notes

This is animal abuse, and it's NOT okay. But the visual is amazing . . . A cop in Moscow recently showed up at an apartment complex after several people called in noise complaints. Apparently a 59-year-old guy named Gennady Shcherbakov was the one causing

Squirrels know nothing of faith. A squirrel ran through the Vestavia Hills United Methodist Church during a morning service that was being filmed to post online on Sunday (October 27th.) Senior pastor Bill Brunson was addressing his congregation as they s

According to police, San Diego Padres pitcher Jacob Nix was arrested Sunday for criminal trespassing after trying to get into an Arizona house through a doggy door, prompting a resident of the home to kick him and use a stun gun on him. At least he had a

Two Arkansas siblings were arrested on drug charges during the weekend after the sister claimed her brother fed her a “meth sandwich.” https://fxn.ws/2paVIMw

Maybe open up the hood of your car before taking it for a ride. A woman in Pittsburgh was driving her car Monday (October 7th) when she smelled burning. She pulled over and popped the hood to find squirrels had been storing nuts there for the winter. They

You have to wonder what this person was thinking. A 27-year-old man from Florida has been arrested for allegedly attempting to bait an alligator into biting his arm and pouring beer into the animal's mouth. The incident reportedly happened back in August

You know how your phone starts making a really loud alarm noise when you get an Amber Alert? Here's how you SHOULDN'T handle that. A 70-year-old guy in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada was trying to nap on Tuesday afternoon when his phone woke him up with an Amb

A bystander's Instagram videos show a woman who apparently climbed into the lion's exhibit at the Bronx Zoo and taunted the male animal as it looked on. The zoo said it received a report of the incident Saturday, and thankfully, there were no injuries. ht

There are some situations where all sales are final. A 50-year-old woman named Pamela Landry is a PROSTITUTE in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. And she went to a motel on Sunday morning to meet a 61-year-old client named Michael Pratt. He'd agreed to pay her with

There's a dog treat called a "pizzle" that's actually a dried BULL PENIS. And there's at least one couple in Canada that's now just swimming in 'em. A pet shop in Newfoundland, Canada posted some surveillance shots on Facebook this weekend of a couple tha

This is a good way to hide . . . but not exactly a good way to escape. The cops in Petaluma, California were looking for a 29-year-old guy named Ryan Watt on Friday night after he violated his ex-girlfriend's restraining order. And when he saw the cops co

A Las Vegas lawyer is so desperate for help regarding a homeless sanitation issue in downtown Las Vegas guess what he did… https://bit.ly/2lzFRFL

I'm not sure that in 2019, the best way to get places is Huckleberry Finn-style . . . but to each their own, I guess. Someone called 911 in Rock Island, Illinois on Monday afternoon to report a guy was floating down the Mississippi River on a big LOG. The

We've seen so many dumb 911 calls, you really have to get creative to make it on our radar. So, kudos to this guy . . . Police in the U.K. recently started getting phone calls from some idiot who wouldn't say anything . . . he just kept BURPING at them. A

A Florida Woman who “wanted to eat more than her fair share of tomatoes at the dinner table” is facing criminal charges after allegedly assaulting elderly relatives who thwarted her grubby vegetable gambit. https://bit.ly/2me3ymX