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A Bank Teller Is Arrested for Robbing a Guy Who Made a Big Withdrawal
A Bank Teller Is Arrested for Robbing a Guy Who Made a Big Withdrawal

This is like a reverse bank robbery. There's a 19-year-old guy named Nathan Newell from Bel Air, Maryland, and he's a bank teller at a Freedom Federal Credit Union branch. Well . . . he was working last Monday when a 78-year-old guy came in and made a big

A Woman Is Busted Selling Fake Doctor's Notes to Kids Skipping School

A Woman Is Busted Selling Fake Doctor's Notes to Kids Skipping School

There's a 52-year-old woman named Belinda Fondren in Evans, Louisiana. And she was just busted for selling high school students fake doctor's notes . . . so they could skip school. Apparently Belinda used to work for a doctor and she was forging the notes

A Guy Weaponized a Cat by Shaking It and Throwing It at a Cop's Face

A Guy Weaponized a Cat by Shaking It and Throwing It at a Cop's Face

This is animal abuse, and it's NOT okay. But the visual is amazing . . . A cop in Moscow recently showed up at an apartment complex after several people called in noise complaints. Apparently a 59-year-old guy named Gennady Shcherbakov was the one causing

SQUIRREL CAUSES A RUCKUS DURING ALABAMA CHURCH SERVICE

SQUIRREL CAUSES A RUCKUS DURING ALABAMA CHURCH SERVICE

Squirrels know nothing of faith. A squirrel ran through the Vestavia Hills United Methodist Church during a morning service that was being filmed to post online on Sunday (October 27th.) Senior pastor Bill Brunson was addressing his congregation as they s

San Diego Pitcher In The Dog Door... I mean House

San Diego Pitcher In The Dog Door... I mean House

According to police, San Diego Padres pitcher Jacob Nix was arrested Sunday for criminal trespassing after trying to get into an Arizona house through a doggy door, prompting a resident of the home to kick him and use a stun gun on him. At least he had a

Meth Sandwich...it's what's for dinner

Meth Sandwich...it's what's for dinner

Two Arkansas siblings were arrested on drug charges during the weekend after the sister claimed her brother fed her a “meth sandwich.” https://fxn.ws/2paVIMw

Squirrels Did Totally Nuts Thing To A Car

Squirrels Did Totally Nuts Thing To A Car

Maybe open up the hood of your car before taking it for a ride. A woman in Pittsburgh was driving her car Monday (October 7th) when she smelled burning. She pulled over and popped the hood to find squirrels had been storing nuts there for the winter. They

FLORIDA MAN ALLEGEDLY GAVE ALLIGATOR BEER, ENTICED REPTILE TO BITE HIM

FLORIDA MAN ALLEGEDLY GAVE ALLIGATOR BEER, ENTICED REPTILE TO BITE HIM

You have to wonder what this person was thinking. A 27-year-old man from Florida has been arrested for allegedly attempting to bait an alligator into biting his arm and pouring beer into the animal's mouth. The incident reportedly happened back in August

Guy Calls 911 to Complain About an Amber Alert Disturbing His Nap

Guy Calls 911 to Complain About an Amber Alert Disturbing His Nap

You know how your phone starts making a really loud alarm noise when you get an Amber Alert? Here's how you SHOULDN'T handle that. A 70-year-old guy in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada was trying to nap on Tuesday afternoon when his phone woke him up with an Amb

Woman sneaks into Bronx Zoo's lion den, appears to taunt animal

Woman sneaks into Bronx Zoo's lion den, appears to taunt animal

A bystander's Instagram videos show a woman who apparently climbed into the lion's exhibit at the Bronx Zoo and taunted the male animal as it looked on. The zoo said it received a report of the incident Saturday, and thankfully, there were no injuries. ht

A Prostitute Calls the Cops After a Customer Demands a Refund

A Prostitute Calls the Cops After a Customer Demands a Refund

There are some situations where all sales are final. A 50-year-old woman named Pamela Landry is a PROSTITUTE in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. And she went to a motel on Sunday morning to meet a 61-year-old client named Michael Pratt. He'd agreed to pay her with

Police Are Searching for a Couple That Stole a Bunch of Bull Penises

Police Are Searching for a Couple That Stole a Bunch of Bull Penises

There's a dog treat called a "pizzle" that's actually a dried BULL PENIS. And there's at least one couple in Canada that's now just swimming in 'em. A pet shop in Newfoundland, Canada posted some surveillance shots on Facebook this weekend of a couple tha

Cops Spent Two Hours Hunting for a Suspect Who Ran Into a Corn Maze

Cops Spent Two Hours Hunting for a Suspect Who Ran Into a Corn Maze

This is a good way to hide . . . but not exactly a good way to escape. The cops in Petaluma, California were looking for a 29-year-old guy named Ryan Watt on Friday night after he violated his ex-girlfriend's restraining order. And when he saw the cops co

Lawyer does something unthinkable

Lawyer does something unthinkable

A Las Vegas lawyer is so desperate for help regarding a homeless sanitation issue in downtown Las Vegas guess what he did… https://bit.ly/2lzFRFL

A Person Tried to Move From Illinois to Kentucky . . . By Floating There on a Log Down the Mississippi River

A Person Tried to Move From Illinois to Kentucky . . . By Floating There on a Log Down the Mississippi River

I'm not sure that in 2019, the best way to get places is Huckleberry Finn-style . . . but to each their own, I guess. Someone called 911 in Rock Island, Illinois on Monday afternoon to report a guy was floating down the Mississippi River on a big LOG. The

A Guy Is Arrested for Calling the Cops 22 Times Just to Burp

A Guy Is Arrested for Calling the Cops 22 Times Just to Burp

We've seen so many dumb 911 calls, you really have to get creative to make it on our radar. So, kudos to this guy . . . Police in the U.K. recently started getting phone calls from some idiot who wouldn't say anything . . . he just kept BURPING at them. A

Teenager Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault

Teenager Charged For Domestic Tomato Assault

A Florida Woman who “wanted to eat more than her fair share of tomatoes at the dinner table” is facing criminal charges after allegedly assaulting elderly relatives who thwarted her grubby vegetable gambit. https://bit.ly/2me3ymX

A Guy Is Sentenced for Intentionally Passing Gas During a Strip Search

A Guy Is Sentenced for Intentionally Passing Gas During a Strip Search

This might be one of the first people ever to be in court over aggressive flatulence. There's a 28-year-old guy named Stuart Cook from Stonehaven, Scotland. And earlier this year, he was arrested after a minor car accident when the cops smelled weed on hi

Woman Left Daughter, 3, In Car Outside Strip Club While She Danced

Woman Left Daughter, 3, In Car Outside Strip Club While She Danced

While her mother worked the pole inside, a three-year-old girl was roaming around the parking lot of a Florida strip club during the early morning. Responding to a 9-1-1 call about the unsupervised child, police found the girl--crying and confused--alone

An Ex-Con Intentionally Gets Caught Again . . . Because Prison Has a Paid TV Channel for Free

An Ex-Con Intentionally Gets Caught Again . . . Because Prison Has a Paid TV Channel for Free

How much is it worth to be free and NOT in jail? To this guy, apparently the answer was . . . $11-a-month. There's a 25-year-old guy in Toulouse, France. He recently got out of prison . . . but earlier this month, he was busted for a string of burglaries

Armstrong County man tells police he’s ‘too fat’ to run from arrest

Armstrong County man tells police he’s ‘too fat’ to run from arrest

An Armstrong County man suspected of driving under the influence Wednesday in New Kensington told police he tried to run away because he was wanted on a warrant, but was “too fat” to get away. https://bit.ly/2kBPsM1

A Politician Is Giving an Interview About a Pigeon Poop Problem . . . and a Pigeon Poops on Him

A Politician Is Giving an Interview About a Pigeon Poop Problem . . . and a Pigeon Poops on Him

Well, at least this politician has proof he wasn't lying. A guy named Jaime Andrade is an Illinois state rep from Chicago. And he was giving an interview to the local CBS station yesterday at a train stop about how he's trying to get funding to fight the

A Guy in a Full Captain America Costume Is Busted for Burglary

A Guy in a Full Captain America Costume Is Busted for Burglary

I could understand putting on a Captain America mask to hide your face if you were going to commit a crime. But just because you wear the mask, doesn't mean you have to accessorize it with an entire costume. There's a 36-year-old guy named David Hobbs, an

Police Chase Burglary Suspect On Foot Through Venice Beach Waves, Ending At Santa Monica Pier

Police Chase Burglary Suspect On Foot Through Venice Beach Waves, Ending At Santa Monica Pier

Police in Venice Beach California arrested a fugitive who tried to get away by running into the ocean. Prosecutors are furious with this guy, but he’s hoping the judge will go easy on him because he’s still a little wet behind the ears. https:

Pistols Pulled Over Cold Food At McDonald's

Pistols Pulled Over Cold Food At McDonald's

Pistols Pulled Over Cold Food At McDonald's

A Man Spends $37,000 of His Son's Inheritance to Fight a $123 Speeding Ticket

A Man Spends $37,000 of His Son's Inheritance to Fight a $123 Speeding Ticket

I'm always impressed when someone refuses to get steamrolled by THE MAN. But this is some serious dedication to justice right here . . . A 71-year-old guy in England named Richard Keedwell got caught going 35 in a 30-mile-per-hour zone back in 2016. But h

A Guy Who Looks Just Like Walter White From "Breaking Bad" Is Wanted for Meth Possession

A Guy Who Looks Just Like Walter White From "Breaking Bad" Is Wanted for Meth Possession

If you've ever wondered what Bryan Cranston would've looked like if he'd ACTUALLY done meth . . . and not just played Walter White on "Breaking Bad" . . . we now have an answer. The police in Galesburg, Illinois are looking for a 50-year-old guy named Tod

Pastor's wife charged after allegedly firing pistol at church

Pastor's wife charged after allegedly firing pistol at church

In West Virginia, Fayette County Sheriff’s Office deputies have charged a 44-year-old pastor’s wife with wanton endangerment after she allegedly fired a pistol in a church parking lot in May. The incident reportedly happened during a heated me

A Couple Gets Into a Brawl When One Takes the Other's Side of the Bed

A Couple Gets Into a Brawl When One Takes the Other's Side of the Bed

You probably have YOUR side of the bed at home. But do you keep those sides when you're at a hotel? There's a 33-year-old woman named Ashley Crampton, and she and her 26-year-old wife were at a Budget Inn in Clearwater, Florida this weekend. Well . . . As

School officer fired after filming nude video of herself in elementary school bathroom, police say

School officer fired after filming nude video of herself in elementary school bathroom, police say

A school resource officer in Florida is out of a job after she filmed a nude video of herself inside an elementary school bathroom during her shift. Kissimmee Police said the woman removed her badge, uniform, and gun when she went to the bathroom at Kissi

MAN SO DRUNK HE TRIED TO CALL AN UBER ON HIS VAPE PEN

MAN SO DRUNK HE TRIED TO CALL AN UBER ON HIS VAPE PEN

Nashville Police charged Davis Fuqua with public intoxication after he tried to call an Uber using his vape pen in downtown Nashville. https://bit.ly/30CzxMV

Naked Bike Ride

Naked Bike Ride

Hundreds of bicyclists have been caught with their pants down — and their shirts and underwear off, too. The cyclists gathered in a Philadelphia park on Saturday to disrobe before saddling up and setting off on the annual Philly Naked Bike Ride. htt

A Drunk Driver Tries to Bet a Cop the Over-Under on Her Blood-Alcohol Level . . . She Was Way Under

A Drunk Driver Tries to Bet a Cop the Over-Under on Her Blood-Alcohol Level . . . She Was Way Under

Maybe this isn't the best time to try to get someone to make a bet with you. A 62-year-old woman named Mary Westerlund was pulled over for drunk driving on Monday night her near home in The Villages . . . which is a notorious retirement community, mostly

French couple faces prison time for taking 90 pounds of sand from Sardinia

French couple faces prison time for taking 90 pounds of sand from Sardinia

A French couple is facing years of jail time after stealing almost 90 pounds of sand from Sardinia, the Italian island known for its picturesque beaches. The alleged thieves told police they were taking the sand home because they wanted to keep it as a &l

Is That a Steak In Your Pants?

Is That a Steak In Your Pants?

Plenty of people complain about a meal going straight to their waistline, but one Florida man allegedly took things a bit too literally. 61-year-old Michael Owens was arrested after police say he tried to steal two packs of steaks from a store in St. Augu

A Florida man walked into a fishing store. He left with a ‘large bulge,’ cops say

A Florida man walked into a fishing store. He left with a ‘large bulge,’ cops say

According to a police report from the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office, deputies arrested Justin Kinnison in a theft of a fishing reel. Surveillance video provided to authorities shows the 43-year-old walking into Armed Anglers store in Holiday, and pl

Fort Myers woman who pulled gator from pants during traffic stop receives probation

Fort Myers woman who pulled gator from pants during traffic stop receives probation

A Fort Myers, Florida woman who pulled a foot-long alligator from her pants during a traffic stop in Charlotte County in May and had more than forty turtles in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack pleaded no contest to multiple charges Wednesday in Cha

A Guy Used a Front-End Loader to Dump Dirt on His Girlfriend's Car After a Fight

A Guy Used a Front-End Loader to Dump Dirt on His Girlfriend's Car After a Fight

It's not a good sign for a relationship when someone uses hardcore construction equipment to try to get the last word in an argument. There's a 20-year-old guy named Hunter Mills from Crestview, Florida. And on Thursday, he had his girlfriend meet him nea

A Guy Cut Down a Famous 200-Year-Old Tree Because He Hated His Brother

A Guy Cut Down a Famous 200-Year-Old Tree Because He Hated His Brother

There's a 63-year-old guy named Curtis Pardee from New Haven, Connecticut. And he was recently busted for using a chainsaw to chop down a famous 200-year-old tree called the "Door Tree" in Hamden, Connecticut. It got its name because the bottom of the tre

Pack of rats descend on Tokyo convenience store – video

Pack of rats descend on Tokyo convenience store – video

A video has gone viral of three rats running around a grocery store in Japan (https://bit.ly/2KM6AHJ)

A Guy Threatens His Neighbors With Nunchucks . . . and Accidentally Hits Himself in the Face

A Guy Threatens His Neighbors With Nunchucks . . . and Accidentally Hits Himself in the Face

If you're not a ninja, or at least a ninja turtle, this is inevitably what's going to happen when you try to use ninja weapons. There's a 61-year-old guy named Larry Adams in Daytona Beach, Florida. And around 1:00 A.M. on Monday, he got into an argument

Arrogant' son pushes BMW given to him into river because he wanted a Jaguar

Arrogant' son pushes BMW given to him into river because he wanted a Jaguar

A young driver allegedly pushed into a river this BMW he got from him parents — because he wanted a Jaguar. The man, named locally only as Akash, is alleged to have pushed the brand-new car after he got upset it was "too small" for him and his pals.

"Alexa, Please Call A Bail Bondsman"

"Alexa, Please Call A Bail Bondsman"

According to police who arrested her on a domestic battery charge, a 24-year-old Florida Woman struck her husband in the head with a thrown Amazon Fire TV Cube during an argument. https://bit.ly/2MeMzwB

Florida Man Drives Golf Cart into Walmart During Liquor Dispute

Florida Man Drives Golf Cart into Walmart During Liquor Dispute

A Florida man is facing charges for allegedly driving a golf cart through the front doors of a Walmart Supercenter last Thursday and hitting several shoppers before crashing into a cashier register. https://bit.ly/2yLlqc6

A Drunk Driver Fails to Hit the Brakes and Crashes Into a "Brakes 4 Less" Store

A Drunk Driver Fails to Hit the Brakes and Crashes Into a "Brakes 4 Less" Store

Some idiot in Greenville, South Carolina caused what might be the most ironic car crash of the year this weekend . . . 21-year-old Jaderric Freeman was driving DRUNK on Saturday when he didn't hit the brakes in time . . . and crashed into an auto shop cal

Kentucky Houdini's Handcuff Feat

Kentucky Houdini's Handcuff Feat

While handcuffed behind her back in the rear of a Kentucky squad car, a suspect removed a bag of narcotics from her private parts and snorted the white powder inside, according to police who arrested the woman on drug possession and other charges. https:/

Cops Catch a Burglar Who Tried Unsuccessfully to Cover Himself in Mud to Hide

Cops Catch a Burglar Who Tried Unsuccessfully to Cover Himself in Mud to Hide

Two people broke into a house in Mayetta, Kansas on Friday night. The cops showed up, and they took off. The cops caught up with 25-year-old Chelsea Ray pretty quickly, but it took them a bit longer to hunt down 30-year-old EricFernandez. Because it turns

What a dirty thing to do

What a dirty thing to do

A 22-year-old has been arrested in an alleged scam of the largest internet retailer that totaled nearly $370,000 by sending return packages filled with dirt. James Gilbert Kwarteng, of Palma de Mallorca, Spain, allegedly swindled Amazon by filling up the

BAT CAUSES CHAOS ON SPIRIT AIRLINES FLIGHT

BAT CAUSES CHAOS ON SPIRIT AIRLINES FLIGHT

Passengers aboard a Newark-bound Spirit Airlines flight were in for a surprise during their journey on Wednesday when a bat appeared and flew back and forth through the cabin, causing chaos, confusion, and delight. https://bit.ly/2yCAPLz

A Toilet Paper Thief Turns Out to be the Owner of a Janitorial Company Trying to Get Free Inventory

A Toilet Paper Thief Turns Out to be the Owner of a Janitorial Company Trying to Get Free Inventory

This is one way to keep business costs down, I guess. Not a good way. But a way. Over the past few weeks, a man and a woman broke into a grocery store in Trussville, Alabama . . . and only stole toilet paper and paper towels. The cops were ready last Tues

An Instagram Model Steals an E-Cigarette and Tries to Make Her Getaway in Both a Lyft and an Uber

An Instagram Model Steals an E-Cigarette and Tries to Make Her Getaway in Both a Lyft and an Uber

I'm not sure how many more millennial clichés you can pack into one story than this. There's a 23-year-old woman named Kate Lamothe from Los Angeles, and she runs a very glamorous Instagram account that shows modeling pictures of her, bikini pictur

Wheel rolls down highway, hops median and slams into SUV

Wheel rolls down highway, hops median and slams into SUV

A video has gone viral of a runaway tire rolling down a highway in New Jersey. It crosses the median and smacks into a SUV https://cnn.it/2YB0dQA

A Guy in a Cookie Monster Shirt Is Accused of Stealing Cookies From a Convenience Store

A Guy in a Cookie Monster Shirt Is Accused of Stealing Cookies From a Convenience Store

Is this method acting? The cops in Forest Grove, Oregon just released their police blotter from a few weeks ago . . . and one case in particular stands out. Quote, "A convenience store employee reported that a man wearing a Cookie Monster shirt came in .

Porch Pirates in For A Big Surprise

Porch Pirates in For A Big Surprise

Whoever stole this package is going to learn the meaning of the phrase "instant karma" when they open it. There's a woman in Spartanburg, South Carolina. And over the weekend, she called the cops after she got a notification from FedEx that her package wa

TSA finds missile launcher in passenger’s checked bag

TSA finds missile launcher in passenger’s checked bag

A traveler flying out of a Maryland airport packed a missile launcher from Kuwait in his checked bag in the hopes of keeping it as a souvenir. Transportation Security Administration agents at Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport sp

NASCAR Driver Tony Stewart Punched a Fan Who Heckled Him

NASCAR Driver Tony Stewart Punched a Fan Who Heckled Him

When a celebrity does this, there's usually a lawsuit coming: Future NASCAR Hall of Famer TONY STEWART took part in a sprint car race in Jackson, Minnesota the other night. And his engine blew one lap into it. So fans were disappointed. Then he was signin

A toddler is swept away on airport conveyor belt

A toddler is swept away on airport conveyor belt

A video has gone viral of a two-year-old child who climbed onto the conveyor belt at the Spirit Airlines ticket counter. https://nbcnews.to/2ZaEHzf

MAN SAYS HIS HORSE BROKE INTO A HOME AND HE JUST FOLLOWED

MAN SAYS HIS HORSE BROKE INTO A HOME AND HE JUST FOLLOWED

People have all sorts of excuses for things, but maybe don't blame your horse for breaking into a house. Lonnie Maddox was caught on video Thursday (July 25ht) allegedly trying to burglarize a home in Pasco County, Florida. The homeowner says when he conf

Woman Busted Over Meat And Potatoes Prep

Woman Busted Over Meat And Potatoes Prep

Angered with the way her boyfriend “cut the meat and potatoes for their dinner,” a Florida Woman punched her beau in the face and then spit at him, according to a police report detailing the alleged domestic battery. https://bit.ly/32Ry3jx

A Lady Wears Stolen Dentures to Her Probation Meeting

A Lady Wears Stolen Dentures to Her Probation Meeting

Here's something you might NOT want back if it got stolen . . . A woman in southeast Indiana named Joann Childers had a meeting with her probation officer on Monday. And she showed up for it wearing a set of STOLEN DENTURES. Her probation officer could te

Woman Wins Lottery... Guess What Happens Next

Woman Wins Lottery... Guess What Happens Next

If you won a big lottery jackpot, what's the first thing you'd buy? Hopefully not this . . . A 59-year-old woman in Deltona, Florida named Migdalia Cruz recently won $20,000 on a scratch-off ticket. And she took her 39-year-old son Luis with her to claim

Old Guy's Dogs Save Him When He Gets Stuck in Mud

Old Guy's Dogs Save Him When He Gets Stuck in Mud

Here's a real-life Lassie story . . . An 87-year-old guy in Maryland was out walking through the woods with his two dogs on Monday. And he tried to grab a stick for them to play with, but got stuck in knee-deep mud. When he tried to free himself, he just

Florida Menace, 21, Arrested For Smashing Lemon Cake Into Her Mother's Face

Florida Menace, 21, Arrested For Smashing Lemon Cake Into Her Mother's Face

A 21-year-old Brittany Mapel is behind bars after allegedly “smashing lemon cake” in her mother’s face during a confrontation Friday night in the family’s home outside Tampa, Florida. A complaint affidavit does not indicate why Map

Ohio Teen Breaks The Law... Gets A New Job

Ohio Teen Breaks The Law... Gets A New Job

An Ohio teenager convicted of spray-painting graffiti on a train car got a new painting job as part of a unique sentence. Avery White was found guilty of criminal mischief for his paint job on the train car, which is owned by a rail company. The judge in

A Woman in a Cat T-Shirt Tried to Poison Her Neighbor's Dog

A Woman in a Cat T-Shirt Tried to Poison Her Neighbor's Dog

Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have to wonder whether this lady is a dog person or a cat person. A 73-year-old woman named Margaret Werker from Colorado Springs, Colorado was arrested back in May after she was caught on camera throwing a piece of chicken

Jewel Thief Caught on Video by News Crew Covering Heat

Jewel Thief Caught on Video by News Crew Covering Heat

Well, this is definitely ONE way for a local news station to get an exclusive scoop. A news crew from the ABC station in New York City was filming in Manhattan on Friday for a story about the heat wave. And while they were filming . . . two guys tried to

A Chef Gets Fired for Pouring Boiling Butter Down a Co-Worker's Pants

A Chef Gets Fired for Pouring Boiling Butter Down a Co-Worker's Pants

Taking office pranks too far is one thing. But this is closer to full on psycho behavior . . . A chef at a resort in England got fired this week for bullying another chef he worked with . . . and pouring boiling butter down his PANTS. He poured it down th