There's a dog treat called a "pizzle" that's actually a dried BULL PENIS.  And there's at least one couple in Canada that's now just swimming in 'em.

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pet shop in Newfoundland, Canada posted some surveillance shots on Facebook this weekend of a couple that went into the store and stole hundreds of dollars worth of pizzles.  Then they tried to do it at another store, but ran off empty-handed.

Now the store is asking for the public's help to identify them.  There's no word on WHY the couple might've wanted so many of these things.