We've seen so many dumb 911 calls, you really have to get creative to make it on our radar.  So, kudos to this guy . . .

 Police in the U.K. recently started getting phone calls from some idiot who wouldn't say anything . . . he just kept BURPING at them.

After his third call, they decided to release some of the audio.  Probably to shame him, and they figured he might stop.

But then the audio went viral . . . and he's actually got some SKILLS in the belching department.  So apparently it just egged him on.

After that, he called back and did it another NINETEEN TIMES in one day.

They tracked him down and arrested him for it on Tuesday.  He's facing charges for creating a public nuisance.