A Drunk Guy Wakes Up on Someone Else's Couch with Two Black Eyes and a Broken Nose
How's this for a bad night? A guy in Ohio got blackout drunk last weekend
30-year-old Colin Febus was out drinking last Saturday in Medina, Ohio, about 30 miles south of Cleveland. And he got so drunk, he blacked out.
When he woke up the next morning, he had two black eyes . . . a broken nose . . . he was in a random person's living room . . . and COPS were standing over him.
It turned out someone beat him up, but he doesn't remember who. Then he got dropped off at the wrong house . . . got inside . . . and fell asleep on the couch.
The people who live there found him the next morning and called 911. Then cops showed up and arrested him for burglary.
Police knew who he was, because he's been arrested several times before. Including last year, when they busted him for drunk driving with his three kids in the car.