And with this, we have now achieved Five Guys singularity.

According to the police in Stuart, Florida, five guys were arrested on Wednesday night for a brawl inside of a . . . wait for it . . . Five Guys.

The police say, quote, "Three juvenile males and two adult males were charged with affray and processed at the county jail."

Unfortunately, we don't have any more details than that, like what started the fight . . . but I'm not sure we need to know anything besides five guys brawled at Five Guys.    1