Porch Pirates in For A Big Surprise

Whoever stole this package is going to learn the meaning of the phrase "instant karma" when they open it.

There's a woman in Spartanburg, South Carolina.  And over the weekend, she called the cops after she got a notification from FedEx that her package was delivered . . . but she didn't see it on her porch.

It appears that someone stole the package.

But what the thief didn't realize is that the box had NINE TARANTULAS inside.

The cops say they don't have any suspects so far . . . but I suppose they could just wait until they see someone running down the street screaming.